Tania Albertini's Golden Rules of Eating
1. if you eat it over the kitchen sink, it doesn't count.
2. if no-one saw you eat it, it doesn't count.
3. if you eat it off someone else's plate, it doesn't count.
4. if you eat it in the car, it doesn't count
5. if you eat it while standing, it doesn't count.

Thanks Tania.  They are brilliant. 
 


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Bronwyn
22/11/2010 5:26pm

Missed one.... if you drink it it doesn't count (liquids are not food!).

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Tim
22/11/2010 7:25pm

If you eat in the dark with your eyes closed have you even eaten at all?

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